In class: 1+1=2
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
Everybody: You're so anti-social
Me: No, I just don't like you
me at school: I'll work on this at home
me at home: I'll work on this at school
me reading fanfiction: THEY GON FUCK
me reading a long fanfiction: WHEN THEY GON FUCK
me writing fanfiction: NOW THEY GON FUCK
what happens when you wear merch
everyone: why do you want the horizon
everyone: who's bleeding on the dance floor?
everyone: who's alexandria? are you asking her out?
everyone: why would you pierce a veil
everyone: devil wears prada? I LOVE ANNE HATHWAY
everyone: who's chelsea? why is she grinning?
everyone: why are you panicking at the disco? it's just a disco
everyone: why would you sleep with sirens
everyone: why are you motionless in white? are you racist against black
everyone: of mice and men? isn't that a book
everyone: why is suicide silent?
everyone: i thought brides had white veils
everyone: is falling in reverse like jumping?
everyone: why are you escaping the fate?
everyone: why is your romance chemical?
everyone: wtf is on your shirt
everyone: WHY DON'T YOU WEAR STUFF THAT MAKES SENSE
me: because fuck you.